BOOK REVIEW- Leo by Mia Sheridan

LeoLeo by Mia Sheridan
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

O Leo, Leo! Wherfore art though Leo?

Ah! Mia Sheridan has created an enjoyable star-crossed lovers tale about two teens with tragic backstories stuck in the foster care system. Evie and Leo find love, support and acceptance with each other but their relationship is cut short when Leo is adopted and moves across the country. Originally they commit to staying in contact and reuniting after Evie turns 18. Tragically after his adoption Evie never hears from Leo again and she’s forced to strike out into the world with no one to rely on but her own strength and determination.

Admittedly the ending is an “elephant in the room”-type of obvious but I still enjoyed the journey that Mia Sheridan weaved for her readers with these engaging characters. I do take offense to Evie’s reticence and all-too-forgiving nature towards Jake when all signs point to the opposite. Halfway through the book I grabbed my cell phone and called a fellow book nerd to vent. Dear God please let this be a grand exaggeration of the average woman’s naivety. If it’s truly so easy to lure sexy young women down the wrong path I’m going to purchase a white windowless van, a few pounds of candy and cruise my neighborhood for ladies willing to help me find my lost puppy. *fist to forehead, shakes head slowly and takes several gulps of peach margarita*

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BOOK REVIEW- The Game Plan by Kristen Callihan

The Game Plan (Game On, #3)The Game Plan by Kristen Callihan
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Confession- I’m the gal that usually rolls her eyes at the romance novels that parade virginal female characters around as somehow more desireable than their more “seasoned” counterparts. So imagine my apprehension when this book had a male in the inexperienced role. Truth be told I almost passed on this gem due to my bias.

Overview- Tiny pixie, vivacious Fiona MacKenzie who has a knack for interior decorating and having fun meets handsome, brooding virgin (who also happens to be an NFL center) Ethan Dexter. Apparently Ethan Dexter has been holding onto his V-card amid the ardent fans and chaos that surrounds pro athletes. After suffering the consequences of her father’s high profile career and philandering Fiona (AKA Fi) has sworn off athletes and the lifestyle.

Color me surprised because I genuinely enjoyed reading this book. I do feel that some of the scenes (especially those steamy in nature) were a tad unrealistic it was a FUN read. I’ll leave you with Diana Gabaldon’s wise words from “The Outlander” (Chapter 15) “As yet too hungry and too clumsy for tenderness, still he made love with a sort of unflagging joy that made me think that male virginity might be a highly underrated commodity.”

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BOOK REVIEW- The Rocker that Holds Me by Terri Anne Browning

The Rocker That Holds Me (The Rocker, #1)The Rocker That Holds Me by Terri Anne Browning
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Are you having a rough week? I’ve got the solution to all your problems! Grab a bottle of wine, change into comfy clothes and pick up this book. It’s a very quick read so you should be able to finish it in an evening. (barring any disruptions of course!) I’ve read a few other reviews of this book and they grumble about the length of the book. I have no complaints with the length (sexual innuendo intended) but I do wish there was a tad more angst.

First, let me warn you right now that there is a certain amount of trust you have to instill in the story. At times it was preposterous but I was in need of a break from reality so I went with it. Sure, sure these super sexy guys want to take care of a young girl with nothing but honorable intentions. SUUUUUURRREEE *winks*

Back to my earlier complaint I would have preferred a little more friction/struggle between Ember and Nik. My all time favorite rocker romance is “The Story of Us” (aka Carnage) by Lesley Jones. If you’ve read the book you’ll understand the level of angst between the two love interests that I was hoping for. Ok, maybe not THAT much angst but a little more would have spiced up the book.

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BOOK REVIEW- Killing Sarai by J.A. Redmerski

Killing Sarai (In the Company of Killers, #1)Killing Sarai by J.A. Redmerski
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

With over 2,000 reviews for this book the words I share with you today will probably be like adding a drop in the ocean. Why even bother offering a review you ask? Based on the magnificence that was this story I feel a sense of obligation to the author to contribute a rave review regardless of how insignificant an impact it may have on future readers.

I stumbled upon “Killing Sarai” during one of my mobster-romance binge sessions. It was one of those scenarios “If you liked you’ll enjoy this book” that popped up on my browser. I had no idea what a roller coaster waited for me between the pages of this book.

Prior to reading this book I was suckered into a cheesy novel that promised a captivating plot and instead fell flat. “Killing Sarai” starts off with a tense scene between hitman extraordinaire Victor and a drug lord while the drug lord’s #1 sex toy Sarai watches from behind a door. Over the next few chapters a rich, complex story developed and I found myself trapped amongst the pages, unable to surface until it was completed.

I’m trying to think of what this book does NOT have and am coming up short. Intrigue, fascinating locations, sex, revenge, romance, drugs, murder, money…you name it and it’s included!

Enjoy this story my fellow book lovers!

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BOOK REVIEW- Crimson Debt by Evangeline Anderson

Crimson Debt (Born to Darkness, #1)Crimson Debt by Evangeline Anderson
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

There’s been times that I’ve finished a book and immediately rushed to the computer to craft a review worthy of the book I’ve so recently devoured. Then there are other times that the plot and/or characters are underwhelming and I’ll submit a review more out of obligation than a genuine interest. This review is going to be one of the later.

I’ve skimmed my review a time or two and don’t feel that I’ve included any spoilers. But let’s get real people…with this genre and the cover art is there REALLY any secret how the book will end? I’m pretty sure you can draw your own conclusions to this little ditty. 😉

Addison Godwin is our leading lady in this story and she’s described as red hair, short stature, smaller breasts with ample thighs and derrière. While there was no mention of her intelligence I have to surmise that she is lacking in that aspect. For someone supposedly trained in handling and monitoring the vampire community she was brash and reactive. Often her behavior was excused away with the explanation that she was passionate or defending her friend Taylor. Instead it read as a “how to get murdered by vampires” play-by-play. What Corbin saw in this gal I’ll never know. Wake up Corbin! Red hair be damned, you just signed yourself up for a lifetime of playing “muzzle the idiot”.

Speaking of Corbin…in comparison with tweedle dee (my nickname for Addision) he comes up smelling like roses. However he still had some questionable reactions that made the book cheesy. For example, while attempting to heal extensive damage and bruising on Addison’s vagina he refers to it as her “cunt” and proceeded to dirty talk. Let me say that there’s most definitely a time and a place for dirty talk but this was not one of them. After realizing how ignorant Addison was to vampire politics he also did nothing to educate her until she was in front of his superiors and their lives were on the line. Jigga-What?!?!? For a centuries-old vampire he sure handled that responsibility like a hungover frat boy.

My one accolade for this book is how they handled the dangers of sex with vampires. I’m a huge fan of this genre and have read more than my fair share of vampire sex scenes. Most times the intimacy is romanticized or the hazards are swept under the rug. This book not only mentioned the dangers but nearly beat a dead horse with the concept.

At this time I feel my obligation to submit a review has been sated. By all means tuck into this book if you’re hard up for vampire sex and willing to forgive major character flaws.

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BOOK REVIEW- Taming the Wolf by Stephanie Nelson

Taming the Wolf (Anna Avery, #1)Taming the Wolf by Stephanie Nelson
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Well, well, well…look what the wolf dragged in…a sexually charged, down & dirty paranormal story.

I picked up “Taming the Wolf” by Stephanie Nelson to indulge in as a guilty pleasure. While on a jog in the Big Horn Mountains Anna Avery is attacked by a wolf and poof! She’s a werewolf with amnesia about her attack. As the newest pack member she’s stuck with the most mundane of chores all while resisting the sexual advances of her pack mates.

The book contains an almost glutenous amount of sexual tension but not much else. Don’t get me wrong. I enjoy smut as much as the next over-30 lady 😉 but found myself wanting more substance. I’ve read my fair share of werewolf stories and I’ll be the first to acknowledge that the setting has to be remote due to their lifestyle, diet, and to elude prying eyes. With that being said the characters in this story came across to me as “back woods” and “hicks” instead of mysterious and elusive. For werewolf stories to resonate with me I need the characters to have more of a wild majestic quality or perhaps a tad more polish to reflect the dignity of their race.

Also, wondering minds want to know…are Stephanie Nelson’s werewolves immortal? This subject was never broached to my chagrin. There was mention of an older, disgustingly abusive werewolf so perhaps not?

Le sigh. It was a quick read and satisfied my itch but I won’t be continuing the series.

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BOOK REVIEW- Midnight Star by Karpov Kinrade

Midnight Star (Vampire Girl, #2)Midnight Star by Karpov Kinrade
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Talk about a cliff hanger! Wowzers! Ladies and gents…buckle up because this book will send you on a bumpy ride!

Picking right up where Vampire Girl left off we follow Arianna as she immerses herself more and more into worlds she never knew existed. King Lucian is not only alive but he’s shrouded himself in layer upon layer of lies and manipulation. Using anyone an everyone he comes near as a pawn to further his own gains.

Arianna once again proves she’s worth her weight in salt. (Did anyone else’s dad use that saying? If not, I highly recommend you pick up that saying and spread it like wildfire.) Her actions prove that compassion, loyalty and friendship are the most powerful tools one can possess.

Unlike it’s predecessor this book is much more battle focused and I felt myself going through “Fen-withdrawals” (it’s a real thing, trust me!). Although I’m feeling sated after devouring the awesomeness that was this book I would have definitely liked to see a little more sexiness sprinkled into the story. POTENTIAL SPOILER ALERT- For example…when Fen and Ari spend the night together they merely snuggle and fall asleep. Am I the only warm blooded women that was mentally chanting for something more to happen? Come of Ari! You have handsome-as-heck Fen in bed with you and you’re going to waste you time by sleeping?!? Le sigh…

My review wouldn’t be complete without a nod to the authors. Their words swept me in and enchanted me. Descriptions of these worlds and creatures were so vivid I couldn’t help but imagine myself on the front lines along with the characters. Gorgeous writing, captivating story and charming characters. Bravo!

Needless to say I’m delighted with this latest installment and anxiously await the next book in the series. Karpov Kinrade Please take pity on me and include something steamy in the next book! I’ll use your own words against you… Dum Spiro Spero. While I breathe, I hope that the next installment will include some more romantic friction between Ari and Fen. 😉

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BOOK REVIEW- My commander by Alanea Alder

My Commander (Bewitched and Bewildered, #1)My Commander by Alanea Alder
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

What can I say about this book? Reading it was pure fun. Admittedly there were a few plot holes and I had to make a “leap of faith” to follow some of the story but nonetheless it was absolutely a blast to read!

Nerdy pixie Meryn answers fate’s call and finds herself in the middle of nowhere surrounded by hunky military men. (The absolutely opposite of a problem in my not-so-humble opinion.) Their commander Aiden McKenzie recognizes her as the girl from his dreams and, in typical alpha bravado, whisks her away with little to no explanation.

CONS:
At times I felt the dialog was choppy or unnatural. Several of the characters weren’t developed enough for me to find them realistic. When Meryn learns how old Aiden is she just rolls with it. Ummm, come again?!? For someone unaware of the paranormal realm she seems to accept that with no hesitation. Certainly you’d have a few moments of shock and follow up questions?

PROS:
Humorous book especially if you’re a fangirl to some of the more popular fandoms. The tampon scene is also adorable and endearing. Usually I shy away from that type of humor (period jokes always remind me of junior high kids) but this was different. The scene was comical without being too crude.

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BOOK REVIEW- Vanish by Sophie Jordan

Vanish (Firelight, #2)Vanish by Sophie Jordan
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Book 2, book 2… Oh how much I enjoyed reading you!

Thank the heavens for small mercies! This book picks right up where the first one ended. In no time at all I was swept back into the rich, angsty story. Jacinda (fire breathing dragon-extraordinaire) finds herself shunned by the draki community and isolated from the heart throb from book 1. But fear not my friends! Another hunky character from book 1 swoops in to tug at your heartstrings. Let me tell you… Jacinda may be struggling with the political pressures within the draki community but she’s knee-deep in boys vying for her affections. Lucky gal!

Alas, my complaints from book 1 continue to torment me in this story as well. Plenty of steamy make out sessions but no sex. What in the hizzle?!?! For goodness sakes they are freaking dragons!!!! Surely with so much passion they would succumb to their animal urges and “make the beast with two backs” (Admit it! That’s the best possible use of a Shakespeare reference you’ve read today! Go ahead… Admit it!)

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BOOK REVIEW- Firelight by Sophie Jordan

Firelight (Firelight, #1)Firelight by Sophie Jordan
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

I confess that I’m a book addict with a certain penchant for paranormal romances. Vampires, werewolves, fairies, Angels…you name it and I’ve read about it. That is to say until I stumbled upon this series. A girl dragon?!? Yes please!

With equal parts eagerness and apprehension (dragons? Magically sexy or weird reptilian fetish???) I dove into a vivid world of draki, hunters with a splash of high school drama.

Now that I’ve finished the book I can assure you it’s magically delicious! My only complaint is that there wasn’t a steamy sex scene. Alas I’ll have to survive off the heated make-out sessions until book 2! I have my fingers crossed that in the next book few of these beautiful, muscular characters decide to take off their clothes and make some bad decisions.

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